So today, I had two fillings in ma molars. Ya-ay!! They're metal fillings so let's hope I don't set the alarms off at the airport. I had to get two injections
, one in my bottom left side of my jaw and one in the top. My dentist said the numbness should go down after an hour or so. It took 5 and a half hours for me to regain full sensation. I could barely drink. When I was I was so afraid I would do a Harry Potter, and just let all the water dribble out of my mouth. Then came the crackers. I mean, man, that was so hard. I was eating a cracker, went on to the next one and was like 'the...??', I had most of my cracker still on my left side, sort of like I was storing it for later.
The injection itself was nothing at all. It probably looked like I was in excruciating pain, as my dentist and her assistant kept saying 'It's okay, it will be over soon.' a lot more than people (doctors/nurses) usually do. I kept thinking, I'm in no pain, I'm fine, dudes, I mean it
As I was coming home, people in passing cars probably thought I was crazy... I kept mushing my cheak, opening and closing my mouth and all sorts
Told one of my friends about it and they texted, and I quote 'You can smuggle gun parts in your teeth past security now
', 'Or knives', 'Or mini robots'. Yeah, man, where has your imagination gone. And I must say this is a person with a strange sense of humour and is just plain odd...